Thoughts on tinder

Don’t laugh (get it), but I’m thinking about trying to write some stand up. That doesn’t mean I’m going to perform it. Just something I’m using to channel some energy into. So here’s a joke I wrote:

Tinder is weird. I downloaded it to meet new people and go on dates but I think that the real demographic tinder hits falls into two categories: people who want to fuck and people who hate themselves. The two can work beautifully together. There’s nothing like fucking someone filled with self loathing. [i want to continue on that tanget when I figure out what to do with it.]

One thing I hate about tinder is that it never re-shows me that cute dude I accidentally x’d in a self-righteous left swipe binge. It only repeats this one dude I mistakenly chose as a suitable sex partner YEARS ago. He comes up again and again and again. It’s like tinder knows the only action I’ve gotten lately is masturbating alone on my couch to supernatural reruns. Thank god I can use what little sanity I have left not to repeat that disaster even though tinder is making it EXTREMELY available to me.


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skin-rivets-tyler:

New septum and philtrum pieces from BVLA that I scored at APP conference; also featured are genuine diamonds by ANATOMETAL.

skin-rivets-tyler:

New septum and philtrum pieces from BVLA that I scored at APP conference; also featured are genuine diamonds by ANATOMETAL.

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kenbreef:

Sneak peak of some of the @diabloorganics we picked up today. They never fail to produce beautiful, organic and hand crafted jewelry.  Come check em out! Thanks again @lauranimalia for being the raddest traveling sales rep! #diabloorganics #turqoise #brass #organicjewelry #jimmybuddha

kenbreef:

Sneak peak of some of the @diabloorganics we picked up today. They never fail to produce beautiful, organic and hand crafted jewelry. Come check em out! Thanks again @lauranimalia for being the raddest traveling sales rep! #diabloorganics #turqoise #brass #organicjewelry #jimmybuddha

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Look what I got in the mail from my jeweler @heart_ons #labradorite #moonstone #rhodochrosite

Look what I got in the mail from my jeweler @heart_ons #labradorite #moonstone #rhodochrosite


gothiccharmschool:

Romantic ideals: Morticia and Gomez.

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cantcurestupid:

athee-fille:

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theshipperoflarry:

Iconic Disney characters gender bended.

Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls. 

*MIND BLOWN*

Hot Damn

how does one

HOW DO THEY ALL LOOK SO HOT

Dude Pocahontas can get it

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