Thoughts on tinder
Don’t laugh (get it), but I’m thinking about trying to write some stand up. That doesn’t mean I’m going to perform it. Just something I’m using to channel some energy into. So here’s a joke I wrote:
Tinder is weird. I downloaded it to meet new people and go on dates but I think that the real demographic tinder hits falls into two categories: people who want to fuck and people who hate themselves. The two can work beautifully together. There’s nothing like fucking someone filled with self loathing. [i want to continue on that tanget when I figure out what to do with it.]
One thing I hate about tinder is that it never re-shows me that cute dude I accidentally x’d in a self-righteous left swipe binge. It only repeats this one dude I mistakenly chose as a suitable sex partner YEARS ago. He comes up again and again and again. It’s like tinder knows the only action I’ve gotten lately is masturbating alone on my couch to supernatural reruns. Thank god I can use what little sanity I have left not to repeat that disaster even though tinder is making it EXTREMELY available to me.